ibi

my name is E-B and i love that you love me

through the readings of these nightmarish words,
my transformation is complete
my former self, mint s dayco is now

[ibi]
hello, your birthday is coming up soon
i would like to take it upon myself
to arrange the celebration
are there any specific requests that you would like me to fulfill

[mint]
just fuckin bullrush me as i walk through the door

hello, my name is mint s. decot
the only alternative to living, is dying
and so that's why i would like to announce
my patreon
it is a way for you to support me, and my family
through what will be a hardship
my work will continue and additional content will be available
through different tiers of support
this will include, but is not limited to
merchandise, personalized works, step by step instructions, and secrets
there are 3 different things inside of this box,
and all 3 of them are secrets!

here is a link to a website

thank you, love

[mint]
through the use of computers, editing software, and rare earth magnets,
i have successfully preserved my consciousness
into 12 DVDs

i had a lot of regrets and business that was left unfinished
prior to my untimely death
but through the use of these 12 DVDs,
you too can preserve yourself into dated storage mediums

when aliens find your remains in 12,000 years, they will throw it into the trash